Socks

I am anti-socks. I do not like them. They make my feet claustrophobic, and they do not like being claustrophobic. When I do wear them (because it creeps me out to wear tennis shoes without them) they must be colored... or at least have a colored pattern on them if they are a white sock. Slipper socks annoy me because I'd rather stick my feet under a blanket than in a pair of socks.

On the other hand, my favorite baseball team is the White Sox. Go figure.